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Women are like cigarettes

poorphraser:

Women are like cigarettes


You take one out.

And when you first put it to your lips

It makes you short of breath and a little giddy.

Women are like cigarettes

You should be over 16 to enjoy them.

Some are too strong for you.

French ones give you a headache.

Rich men can afford…

death-by-lulz:

cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today

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royalprat:

wryer:

Giant driftwood on the beach at La Push, Washington (2010)

this made me feel really uneasy, the ocean is terrifying.

its like when cats bring home a dead bird and drop it at your feet except the ocean is like I HAVE BROUGHT YOU THIS ENORMOUS TREE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL ENJOY

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Amy Poehler: Mean Girls - Mrs. George (2004) vs. Parks & Recreation - Leslie Knope (2014)

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Make me choose between…
Anonymous asked: Humankind or The Universe?
"Stars die and are born in places like this one […] They condense like raindrops from giant clouds of gas and dust. They get so hot that the nuclei of the atoms fuse together deep within them to make the oxygen we breathe, the carbon in our muscles, the calcium in our bones, the iron in our blood, all of it was cooked in the fiery hearts of long-vanished stars. You, me, everyone…we are made of star stuff.” - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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